Saturday, November 14, 2015

Hoth Interview

Eric Peters and David Dees of the mighty Hoth open their portal hatch to discuss the past/present/future of the band, their latest album Oathbreaker, Star Wars, video games, and other shit that objectively kicks ass.


Hoth's logo, which doubles as the official flag of the desolate, ice-encrusted planet in the solar system of the same name. It's rumored that the logo will soon be instated as the symbol for the entire Anoat Sector (located in the Outer Rim Territories...something everyone who isn't a complete idiot already knows). Photo courtesy of the band.
I think I need to preface this article with a statement: I have yet to interview a band that I don't listen to on a regular basis. All of them fucking rule. Period. While it may seem my like my nose is buried deep inside the asses of the artists I interview, I haven't, and never will, request an interview from band I thought of as "shitty," mediocre", or even "pretty cool, I guess". That being said, hold onto your fucking balls because they're in very real danger of being blasted into tiny particles of dust. If you don't have any testicles, I may grant you the privilege of holding onto mine. Although they're easily big enough (gargantuan is probably a suitable word here) for all of you to share, the decision as to who gets to grip them may necessitate some sort of sordid contest. Anyways, I hope you'll enjoy this next installment of "The Coolest Shit Available On The Internet Besides Porn".
 

If your band's logo unmistakably resembles a TIE Fighter, and said band is responsible for creating the best concept album of 2014 (Metal or otherwise), chances are you're either Eric Peters or David Dees. These are the two men who form Hoth, a group capable of combining brutal blast beats, demonic shrieks, fiery onslaughts of Metal riffing, symphonic keys and even (tasteful/brief) acoustic guitars into a style of music so unique that it probably necessitates its own sub-genre. In addition to successfully making star-crushing, mind-altering Metal, it should also be noted that the two Washingtonians have mastered a rarely discussed esoteric Jedi technique of making music which sets off similar brain synapses seen in studies of patients watching high quality lesbian porn on an Oculus Rift. Despite their busy schedule consisting of work, family, social life, band practice, playing cool video games and kicking ass, they kindly granted me an opportunity to interview them.

Their origin began with a shared fondness for cool shit. "We ended up meeting about 8 years ago in college," says Eric Peters. "We both enjoyed heavy metal and drinking beer." [Editor's note: I'm positive they still enjoy both of these things.] "It wasn’t for some years later that we conceived of Hoth. I don’t remember the exact time we conceived of it, but it was during a conversation about how metal the Star Wars universe is. After that, we decided to try to put together some songs. Those early songs would later go on to become our Infinite Darkness release." 


The band, surprisingly, started out as something much different than the current form of Hoth, as David Dees explains. "We made At the Helm of the Executor with very rudimentary equipment," he says. "It was more for a joke, than anything. We posted it on Facebook and people loved it. Given the positive response, we flipped the switch from joking to ‘seriousness’ shortly after. We were surprised to see that this was a viable thing." 

Before you sign into Twitter/Hipstagram and post something like: "dood theirs a Str Wars metal band lulz! #yolo#StarWars#Sriracha#cats#ImAfuckingTool", it must be stressed that the band doesn't simply write music about Star Wars (I'm not saying they haven't...e.g: "Torn Asunder by a Wampa" and "The Rancor" from 2012's Infinite Darkness sure as hell aren't references to Goodfellas). That's why Oathbreaker took Hoth to another level, and calling the band a gimmick would, in a perfect world, land you on death row with a free pass for the next available lethal injection. 

Alternate title: Bonermaker


On Oathbreaker, there aren't any direct references to Sarlacc Pit's, Star/Sun Destroyers or light sabers (and you can bet your bitch ass/bitch life savings that there's not even a slight allusion Jar Jar Binks). While Hoth is obviously deeply inspired by the lore of the iconic franchise, it's only a minuscule part of what makes them so unique. They use the fictional universe and holy trinity of films (there are really only 3 Star Wars movies...more on that later) as a vehicle to explore musical and lyrical themes that transcend Star Wars entirely.

Lyrically, Oathbreaker is just vague enough that one wouldn't guess it was about Anakin Skywalker (as I did) unless they were familiar with the band and had a slight familiarity/interest in Star Wars. I asked if I was correct with my assumption. "Very perceptive," says Peters. "The album was not supposed to be about any single thing. It was supposed to evoke the story of Anakin Skywalker for those familiar with it, but still those who are not familiar will find something of value in the music," he says. "The story is really about the tragic hero archetype – someone who despite his best efforts ends up destroying the things he loves. It is a common story found throughout literature and mythology. We wanted to give people the experience of interpreting our music in their own way but also providing a coherent story." 


And it's not only the lyrics that tell the story: Oathbreaker was meticulously crafted musically to conjure the ideas, moods and themes of the timeless, universal tale Peters speaks of. In fact, the lyrics were the last part of the process in the creation of the album. Peters elaborates: "When we first conceived of the album we had some simple notes on how we wanted it to sound: a spiral descent into darkness. It had to get darker, lonelier, and more forlorn as you listened through the tracks. By the end, I wanted the listener to be crushed by the weight of the darkness. With that in mind we set out to create music that echoed that descent. The earlier tracks on the album possess some hints of hope, whereas the later tracks are devoid of any such thing. I believe when writing music, it is the music that needs to tell the story, the lyrics are secondary." 

Once you listen to Oathbreaker, it all comes together: track one, "The Unholy Conception", has shimmers of hope and doesn't completely crush you under its weight (not to say it isn't rocking...it is). By "Oblivion" and "Despair," the last two tracks, it's dark, evil, and about as crushing as music can get. I very sparingly using the word "epic," but often utilize the term "tits-as-fuck". In this case, both apply perfectly if one considers how layered and multi-faceted Oathbreaker, and Hoth as a band, are. Why the band hasn't yet received a Grammy, a lifetime supply of drugs shipped straight from the White House in a gold-plated semi-trick, and a rushed induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, is all far, far fucking beyond me. Then again, sometimes when I'm feeling particularly sadomasochistic or need more proof of the absence of a just (or any kind of) god, I take a look-see at what the majority of you fucking idiots fucking idiots are listening to nowadays and it all sadly makes sense. 

I wanted to take a peek at what influenced the band musically, so I asked what they liked as individuals and where their tastes converged. Peters' and Dees' musical tastes obviously differ, but they still agree on the awesomeness of many classic bands, and many specific genres. "We are both big fans of pagan/folk/viking black metal like Windir, Winterfylleth, Moonsorrow, etc.," says Peters. "We [both] enjoy old Opeth, as well as classics like Iron Maiden. I am more of a fan of early second wave black metal like Burzum, Darkthrone, and Emperor than David [Dees] is. That is not to say he dislikes any of those bands in any way, I just think I enjoy that lo-fi aesthetic more than he does. We really don’t have any 'vehement disagreements' in our musical tastes." 

Though Dees may lean a bit more to the blasty, more polished side of Metal as mentioned by Peters, Dees concurs that the two share a deep fondness for a plethora of tunes that inspire them as a unit. "I think I enjoy a lot of Death metal and Tech more than Eric," Dees says. "Bands like Nile, Vader, Inferi, Irreversible Mechanism, and Beyond Creation. But we tend to agree on most metal and have yet to offend each other. I think our enjoyment of Windir and our likeness for Pagan, Folk and Cascadian metal has played into our influences." 

They mentioned bands that have been around for a while, the tried but true mainstays, so you may be wondering what their opinions are concerning the current shape of the glorious Metal genre. Well, it just so happens I asked them about it. 
"Metal is in great shape," says Peters. "...particularly the underground metal scene. There are so many unsigned bands and bands signed to small labels that are putting out spectacular music. I often feel hardly a week goes by before I find out about another great band. And it is these bands, the underground bands, that keep the genre alive. These are the guys who work to keep it fresh. The most detrimental thing to the genre is probably lyric videos. I hate those things. Please stop." 

David Dees agrees with his band mate, but offers his own thoughts on what's shitty and what's keeping the good name of Metal from going down the road of the planet Alderaan. "I agree with Eric," he says. "I think now, thanks to the internet, I am finding good, new bands almost weekly. I think the most detrimental thing to metal is (in totally my opinion) less emphasis on songwriting, and more on aesthetics, or pure technical skill. Not to say those things don’t have their place, but my least favorite genres, are all the –cores, and Djent, and I think Tech even walks a fine line between utter wankery and gloriously executed musicianship. My problem – and what I think the big difference is between good and bad metal, is song construction, and thoughtfulness. Does the person just thoughtlessly string riffs together? Do things transition well? It’s usually pretty obvious in a song, if it is vapid and whipped-out, or not. A good metal song doesn’t feel like the length of time that it occupies. A good example of that is Myrkgrav’s 'Vonde Auer'. That song is a little 6 minutes long and it’s always over before I notice. Conversely, if you play an Attack Attack song for me, I feel like it takes 6 hours to stop displeasing my eardrums." 

It's good to hear that master craftsmen such as Dees and Peters hate the same shit, and are into a lot of the same shit, as I am. I felt an even stronger bond between the band and myself when I inquired about the three newest Star Wars "movies". 
"No idea what you are talking about," answers Peters, as if he had picked at my brain and reflected my deepest feelings of hatred for the films in his own words. It makes me warm inside to imagine that he would have had a touch (or, preferably, a great deal of) anger in his voice were this a phone interview. His next words should be inscribed on a monolith so that humanity, or visitors to our planet in the distant future, will remember for eternity: "There are only 3 Star Wars movies." Dees was a little more subtle about his dislike for episodes I-III. Though he thought that the first one "Had some cool vehicles," he then concedes: "I don’t think I’ve made it through the [other two] more than once or twice." 

Which brought us to the inevitable inquiry about the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I'm a little hesitant about the new J.J. Abrams adaptation. I've learned to walk into a movie these days without any expectations. I recall having such high hopes for the new Godzilla. The trailers sneakily led me to believe that it was going to be a Godzilla movie and not another one of Hollywood's successful attempts to see how many times it can make me walk out of a theater with a rage-induced hemorrhoid. 

All my rectal problems aside, the fellows in Hoth had a few things to say about the up-and-coming Star Wars film. "I am looking forward to it," says Peters. "I love the use of practical special effects and I enjoyed Abrams’ take on Star Trek, so I have confidence that Episode VII will be great fun." 
Although he is obviously enthused at the potential the film carries, Dees is a little bit more apprehensive on the subject, and I can't say I blame him. "I’m worried that it will be another Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," he says. "But the good news is they can never take the trilogy away from us. The rumored story line of Kylo Ren searching the galaxy for artifacts of Vader, is quite badass. We’ll see, it’s going to be a great surprise! Eric and I have already filed for time off work on December 18th. We’re declaring it a holiday."

And, per usual, I discussed video games with the band I interviewed. You wouldn't think it, but some people don't actually play video games...luckily Hoth do not fall into this abhorrent subset of humanity. 
"I love the Mass Effect trilogy with a great deal of passion," says Peters. "It is probably the best science fiction out there, video game or otherwise. I grew up playing a lot of Heroes III and Brood War. I also remember fondly the SNES and N64 Zelda games. More recently I have been playing a lot of Skyrim and some Destiny."

Dees mentions many of the games he's playing, and there's overlap and a pattern in their tastes. "I’m a long time WoW player," he says. "I play Alliance and Horde. I’ve got a human warrior and a blood elf rogue. I also play Starcraft quite often. I’m a big fan of the Kirby games (just the platforming ones). I think Eric and I share an equal likeness for the Zelda franchise. I also play a lot of JRPGs, I really enjoyed NiNo Kuni, most recently, and am currently playing Shovel Knight, Destiny, and Bloodborne." 

And then I ask the divisive, yet most important, question: SNES or Genesis? "SNES," says Peters. " Zelda, Mario, Super Metroid!". Dees agrees, not only with Peters, but with every sane gamer out there: yes, Genesis had Splatterhouse 3 and a great deal of masterpieces, but it doesn't compare to the god machine known as the Super Nintendo. 
"SNES," answers Dees. "Genesis had the Shining Force games, but SNES had Super Metroid, Super Mario RPG, Kirby Super Star, Super Mario All Stars, Chrono Trigger and the early Final Fantasy games." Spot on, guys. You just listed off some of my favorite games of all time. I'd buy you a goddamn beer if I lived in Washington.

 
Eric Peters and David Dees stand victoriously after a successful speed-run of Chrono Trigger. Photo Courtesy of the band.
Apart from the fact that they love awesome video games, more good news comes flowing in, like a transmission from Admiral Akbar relaying that the gargantuan shipment of coke and strippers I ordered has arrived safely from Endor: Dees and Peters both hint that they're working on new material. 
"I hope we will have something to show soon. We plan on continuing with Hoth for a good long while still," says Peters. "And to all of our fans: thanks for your support. Every album you buy, every t-shirt, really, truly, honestly helps us create more music." Dees would like to thank all you all for reading the interview, and says he's always down as shit to talk about Star Wars and video games. A perfect band to interview for a blog that is incorrigible with its inquiries to bands regarding video games.

Get their shit at the links below, and support some cool fucking musicians who make some cool fucking music (word on the street is, if you ask them nicely, they may just sign the shit you order upon request):

http://hothmetal.com
http://hothmusic.bandcamp.com
https://www.facebook.com/hothmetal  
 
-Nuko Kapao

 

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Basil Poledouris - Robocop Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (Vinyl Re-issue)

(ORIGINALLY APPEARED IN SLUG MAGAZINE, ISSUE 323-NOVEMBER 2015)    

ORIGINAL ARTICLE: http://www.slugmag.com/national-music-reviews/basil-poledouris-robocop-original-motion-picture-soundtrack/ 

SLUG (Salt Lake UnderGround) MAGAZINE HOMEPAGE: http://www.slugmag.com/

 

Basil Poledouris – Robocop Original Sound Track

Basil Poledouris Robocop Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (Vinyl Re-issue)

Milan Records
Street: 07.17
Basil Poledouris = John Williams + Danny Elfman x Vangelis

Ever seen Robocop? No, not that soft-served fecal matter, completely bullshit PG-13 “remake” that came out last year. This is the original score to Paul Verhoeven’s masterpiece, and a must-have for all you “vinyl-has-that-sound-that-nothing-else-can-capture” turds who somehow also happen to like the best movies in cinematic history (don’t worry … I’ll forgive you for being idiotic hipsters because it’s the FUCKING ROBOCOP SOUNDTRACK). Basil Poledouris did one hell of a job composing this—at once capturing the themes of the movie musically (shit getting thoroughly blasted, sharp, witty social commentary and more shit getting thoroughly blasted) while also keeping the fast approaching ’90s sound the fuck out. The titles of the tracks are accurate, awesome and prompt you to know where you are in the movie if you’re a dumbass (“Gas Station Blow-Up,” “Clarence frags Bob,” “Big Is Better”). One of the best soundtracks of all time to one of the best movies of all time. –Nuko Kapao

 

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

PreEmptive Strike 0.1 Interview

Holy shit! I interviewed PreEmptive Strike 0.1 for Regen Magazine. Read the best Q/A article ever written by an entity that's not inter-demensional in nature by clicking here: http://regenmag.com/interviews/preemptive-strike-0-1-interview-the-extermination-has-already-begun/

Thanks to Regen Mag for publishing the interview, PreEmptive Strike 0.1 for putting up with me, and of course myself for kicking so much ass. Click on Regen Mag's homepage for up-to-date news on underground/electronic/industrial/other stuff too, you dipshit: http://regenmag.com/






Monday, August 3, 2015

Tempel Interview


Recording The Moon Lit Our Path, getting heavier with age, bloodied snare drums, used-up SNES's, and me being a rambling, unprofessional shitstain: An interview with Ryan Wenzel of Tempel

 
 Tempel taking a break from recording, but still in full "kicking-ass-with-the-best-instrumental-metal-around" mode. Photo courtesy of the band.

Listening to many instrumental metal bands makes me feel like I’ve been injected with SARS-tainted blood from a bent, rusty needle straight into my urethra: you might say it causes me slight discomfort. Not so with Tempel, who create uncannily dense, majestic masterpieces (and I’m not just sucking them off because they agreed to do the first interview for my shitty awesome blog). Their latest album, The Moon Lit Our Path, which was released June 16th via ProstheticRecords, gave me so much enjoyment that it ensured I would never get my apartment deposit back due to the now-nonexistent wall that was demolished by a highly pressurized burst of semen. 

Ryan Wenzel didn’t offer to cover my expenses for the collateral damage his new album indirectly caused, but he did offer an explanation as to what sets Tempel apart from their peers in the realm of vocalist-free metal. “I think there are a lot of instrumental metal bands out there that rely heavily on technical song writing or bands that are very ‘post’ or ‘sludgy’. We’ve been affiliated with the last two but not so much the technical scene,” he says. Maybe they’re not Necrophagist-technical, but their music is tighter than 72 virgins who await a suicide-bombing religious fanatic in heaven and heavier than every individual belonging to the 75% of overweight Americans combined. Give them a listen and you’ll know what I’m talking about: the tunes are eclectic to say the very least. You’ll hear hints of grindcore, black, death, post metal, and more genres than I care to mention (fuck off, I’m lazy). The ground covered in their music varies greatly, and Wenzel explains his past and current musical inspirations. “When I was younger and in high school I think Opeth, Tool and Meshuggah were the first eye opening bands that set the foundation of what kind of musician or fan of music I’d become. These day’s we are all over the map with bands. Just some examples currently in rotation are Drudkh, Genesis, Pig Destroyer, Iron Maiden [Editor’s note: two of the best bands to ever exist; anyone who name-drops Pig Destroyer in an interview automatically kicks ass, unless you’re Underoath or Five-Finger Death Suck or something, but we only interview cool musicians], Yes, and YOB,” he says. Wenzel elaborates further on their one-of-a-kind, groundbreaking style: “I think of Tempel as just an instrumental metal band, we try to cover a lot of ground but keep it cohesive in some way. We get annoyed when we’re labeled as a specific genre or scene; everyone has to label you as something."

Hearing about his dislike for people attempting to neatly pack Tempel into a genre box, which many of us are quick to do with music (and the dumbest of us enjoy doing), I didn’t feel too guilty about my descriptions of the band. I’ve always been just obscure, albeit bizarrely accurate, enough to make sure that I use more than two words: instrumental metal does loosely describe them, but truly doesn’t do them the justice they deserve. To my unenlightened friends, I describe Tempel’s albums as “the soundtracks to movies where legions of hot naked women make out with each other and then proceed to blow shit up using Gundam suits,” so it wasn’t surprising to hear Wenzel speak of film as one of the biggest driving forces behind band’s sound. “We’re big fans of movies,” he says. “[Writing Tempel’s music is] almost like making a score to an imaginary film. The melodies are the most important aspect of creating a sense of emotions without a vocalist.” His fondness for moving pictures and the impact they have on Tempel is emphasized further: “I think that shows in the style of music we make. It can be very cinematic at times,” he says. However, Tempel’s creative approach doesn’t necessarily begin with a concrete cinematic idea: that happens at the end, after climbing the steps of a monolithic temple, a journey of countless miles that begins with a single riff. “[A] song’s meaning or concept is actually the last part of the process for us,” says Wenzel. “Once the album is finished we finalize the album’s concept and create the song titles around it. We had the idea of continuing the story from the first album immediately, other than that it was all thought up towards the end. I think we try to make our music sound as full as possible. Each song has a different sound to it, as if we are trying to accomplish a different part of the story.”

Yet perhaps the most important story regarding Tempel is their own. They’ve existed in some form since 2003. Old members boned out for one reason or another, and now the only remaining musicians are Wenzel and his band mate Rich Corle, both of whom, unsurprisingly, have always been the main architects of this enigmatic group. “We've been best friends since our freshman year of high school," says Wenzel, regarding his relationship with drummer Corle. “Rich and I have a huge respect for each other’s opinions and ideas. When someone feels strongly about something we always try to compromise to get the end result to where it needs to be. We don’t have any intention of adding members or getting anyone else involved because we feel like what we’re doing is working well.” He’s right, and those greasy stains adorning my living complex, despite the massive surface area they permeate, are but miniscule indicators of Tempel’s success. The group has come a long way in their 12+ year history, eventually accomplishing more with two people than most bands do with 5 or more. “Technically we weren’t the current form of Tempel back in 2003. We had more members that eventually went their own ways. We didn’t even have a band name at that point. [I don’t] even think we had that until we were recording On the Steps of the Temple," says Wenzel.
He speaks of their first full-length, which took three years to record and perfect (significantly longer, actually, if you count everything leading up to the recording of the demos). “[Recording] On the Steps of the Temple was a big learning process on what to do and what not to do in the studio,” says Mr. Wenzel. “When the time came to work on the new album we wanted to make sure we were 100% with the songs before we started the final recording process. This meant that we flushed out the demos as much as possible and made sure the songs were there. The final versions of the album mirror the demos almost exactly, minus a few sections being trimmed down a bit,” he says.

Cover of On the Steps of the Tempel. The only mistake they made on the album was misspelling "tempel" in the title/title track.

Fast-forward to 2015: just when I thought they couldn’t make another album that would make me think twice about my distaste for instrumental metal, they released The Moon Lit Our Path, a work of artistic genius. It’s even darker, heavier, blastier, and better than it’s predecessor by leaps and bounds. Wenzel explains that that the sheer awesomeness (my words, not his) of The Moon Lit Our Path came from the learning experiences of recording the first album, the musical influences he mentioned, as well as the inevitable fact that musicians naturally progress with time. “We wanted to stray away from the post-metal sound because we kind of grew out of it ourselves,” says Wenzel. “I think our strongest material from Steps were the heavier songs. We wanted to make a heavier metal album and try to increase the dynamics and melody,” he says. “We also feel like the song writing is a lot stronger and more focused for [The Moon Lit Our Path] too. Steps was written a long time ago, so we’ve had a lot time to grow musically for this album.” The approach worked, as the new album earned significant praise (most importantly from me, but it’s worth mentioning that they were featured on Fenriz’ radio show), received mostly above average write-ups from a community of notoriously douchey reviewers, and secured Tempel on my list of favorites. 


Rich Corle wasn’t available for comment, so Mr. Wenzel recounts how, while recording the new album, Corle brought the heaviness in the drumming department. “Rich hit the drums so hard that he cracked all his crash cymbals and one of my own by the end of the recording,” says Wenzel. “We recorded the album in song order, so I’m pretty sure there’s a different crash cymbal on the last 3 songs. The snare drum head was also beaten to a pulp and there were specks of blood on it,” he says. Tempel put their heart, soul, and, more literally, their blood and sweat into the creation of The Moon Lit Our Path. The result is a flawless victory, complete with a Sub Zero-style, spinal-column-removing fatality of an album closer. 
Cover of The Moon Lit Our Path. Everything about the album is perfect in every way, and there isn't a typo to be seen.
Speaking of video games (which I so often do), does Wenzel share my hobby in electronic gaming? “I used to play video games quite a bit,” he says. He recounts owning both a Sega Genesis and a Super Nintendo, the latter of which received much more attention (also something the two of us have in common; it’s an objectively superior system, get over it, the Genesis pales in comparison to the game selection and overall awesomeness of the SNES). He said he played his SNES so much, that one day it just stopped working. “[That] was a sad day,” he says. Though I have no way of knowing for sure, he’s probably, and hopefully, fighting back tears as he recounts the tale of when his beloved system finally had enough.
Tempel standing by some cacti, one of which may or may not be the grave marker for his dead Super Nintendo. Photo courtesy of the band.
Mr. Wenzel and I may have a mutual love for video games in common, yet, unlike me, he’s grown up and moved on: he has responsibilities and an actual life. “Working on [the new] album, my job and my family priorities have pretty much eliminated [time for video games],” he says. “I do however play some kid friendly games with my son,” he says. When he does have time playing video games, he mentions some of the newer ones he’s been into: “Some of my favorite games of all time are Bioshock, Portal, Batman Arkham series, Street Fighter IV and the Uncharted series,” says Wenzel. [Editor’s note: though he made no such statements, and the following is borderline libel, I'm going to speculate that he also loves the Megaman X series, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Chrono Trigger, and every Shin Megami Tensei game in the series, especially Persona 3: FES].
 
If you haven’t listened to Tempel yet after reading this far into the article, you’re more than likely an asshole, and more than likely wondering: what’s their trick to success, and, ultimately, why is there a line around the block of people waiting to get their erections drained at the hospital (and a worldwide, exponential epidemic of female crotch moisture)? It’s much simpler than I thought: honest guys making honest music from the heart, first and foremost. The rest is all a byproduct of dedication and their love of making music that rules. “We always will be music fans creating music that we’d like to listen to or would enjoy ourselves,” says Wenzel. “Thanks to everyone who’s helped support us in any way. We just like to create music and anyone that enjoys what we do, and listens to it is such an honor to us,” he says. “The success or positive feedback is all a bonus from there. We never thought any of this would happen. When we released the first album on Bandcamp in 2012 everything that happened after was just insanity. It all still seems odd to me.” Rest assured, Mr. Wenzel: It doesn’t to me.—Nuko Kapao

Click on everything below/get their shit:
https://www.facebook.com/Tempelofficialband
https://twitter.com/tempelband
https://tempelofficial.bandcamp.com/
http://prostheticrecords.com/

Click below if you want to read about them in German, because, for some reason, it's the only Wikipedia page about them:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempel_%28Band%29

Friday, July 31, 2015

Ad Hominem - Antitheist

(ORIGINALLY APPEARED IN SLUG MAGAZINE, ISSUE 320-AUGUST 2015)


Ad Hominem
Antitheist

Osmose Productions
Street: 06.26
Ad Hominem = Discharge + The Ascendant x Sektemtum

Ad Hominem – AntitheistOne must use caution when reviewing—let alone enjoying the shit out of—an album whose first proper full song is titled “Go Ebola!” If this album came out 13 years ago and my mom found it in my room, I’d still be grounded to this day. Now that that’s out of the way: Fuck me, this rocks. The songs weave punk and black metal riffs with militant samples, chant-along choruses and breakneck speed into a blasphemous tapestry that would make the most seasoned of metalheads cry tears of joy as if they had just listened to Slayer for the first time in their lives. Each song stands out memorably, but “Before You Turn Blue” is an unexpected treat of slow, rock-influenced, doom-laden darkness. With Antitheist, Ad Hominem have “reached the essence of [their] existence” with this perfect abomination. Just make sure your mom/employer doesn’t find this laying around. –Nuko Kapao

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Rhombus/Orlock - Rhombus/Orlock

Band: Rhombus/Orlock
Album: Rhombus/Orlock
Release Date: April 28, 2014
Label: Self-Released
Country of Origin: Taiwan 


When I opened the message Rhombus/Orlock submitted, the only thing included in the body of the email was a link to their Bancamp page below this text: "We're a raw, minimalistic electronic/ambient band from Taiwan and we play our music strictly using analogue equipment. You should review this for us please. Thnx." In combination with the sure-to-offend cover of the album and the horrific, yet somehow tranquilizing music, this is probably the most bizarre/intriguing/confusing/off-putting first entry into the history of music-reviewing blogs...well, ever. The whole fucking thing, beginning with seeing an email lacking anything in the subject line from a band called Rhombus/Orlock in my inbox made me feel like I'd spent the day in a windowless room that had been freshly coated with lead-based paint. They're certainly minimalists in every aspect of the project, up to, but not excluding, their interactions with other humans on the internet (though they could very well be robots or aliens or some shit, like some sort of cybernetic extraterrestrial race whose diet consists solely of drugs).
The first song, titled "total war sequence 1" (the band spells the song with lower case letters, fucko, that's not a typo) is a nose dive into into a hefty rail of their "raw, minimalistic electronic/ambient" style which gives the listener a shape of things to come concerning the overall sound. You can tell that this was uploaded to digital format from a tape because of the quiet crackles and that indescribable vibe you can only get from a cassette. It's also safe to assume they did this all live because you can hear them scuffling around their samplers, synthesizers, drum machines and drug ingesting devices (I swear I heard a few hearty, swift sniffs and the sound of somebody ripping a bong, but that's neither here nor there). If you think I'm being paranoid in my suspicion that both Rhombus and Orlock were under the influence of psychotropics while recording their eponymous debut, give the album a listen and I'm confident you wouldn't try to dispute my allegation: logically, one could only conclude that they were high out of their minds (also safe to assume that they have been for the better part of their lives). Not that it matters, I don't condemn them for it, everyone is high when they make music.
The songs are oft- most times repetitive, most oft times based around a simple musical theme. Much of the album is sample-laden ambiance laced with swirling synths and borderline-obnoxious noise, but there's an enjoyable dynamic going on. The band sometimes ventures into 90's trance territory with apparent industrial influences (see: "orlock 5" and "enter the rhombus") and even trip-hop ("An overwhelming need to obey"). There are songs that seep into the next, altered with new variances in drum patterns, synth leads that reappear later in the album: a fucked up consistency with fucked up conceptualization.  
This is definitely fucking weird, and may be difficult to listen to in its entirety (or at all for some of you) but it's got charm and originality. You might as well try it for the experience, plus they're giving you the album for free via their Bandcamp website. And I wouldn't hesitate to give their next album a listen if they ever make one.Nuko Kapao

Get their shit here:
rhombusorlock.bandcamp.com



Thursday, July 9, 2015

My First Published "Article"

First article ever published by yours truly. It's a listicle for my employers over at Sparkling Panda (a website dedicated to scat humor, cute shit and other shit-related shit).

http://sparklingpanda.com/5-things-to-do-moments-before-death/

Check my section of the site periodically every two seconds for more shit.

http://sparklingpanda.com/author/nuko-kapao/

Click the link below if you want to see their homepage. If you despise seizure-inducing banners, videos of animals taking dumps or panda bears in general, you should definitely click the link below.

http://sparklingpanda.com/