My First Published "Article"

First article ever published by yours truly. It's a listicle for my employers over at Sparkling Panda (a website dedicated to scat humor, cute shit and other shit-related shit).

http://sparklingpanda.com/5-things-to-do-moments-before-death/

Check my section of the site periodically every two seconds for more shit.

http://sparklingpanda.com/author/nuko-kapao/

Click the link below if you want to see their homepage. If you despise seizure-inducing banners, videos of animals taking dumps or panda bears in general, you should definitely click the link below.

http://sparklingpanda.com/